around the world with Ella

Ella has always called her vagina either her "body" or her "area." She has resisted any contrary information with wails of protest. Last night she was in the bath and asked what other names for her area could be. I said (for the 100th time), "Well, it's actually called your vagina."                 "Vagina?"

"Vagina."

She mulled this over for a moment before solemnly asking, "What do I call it if I'm not in China?"